Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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