and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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