I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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