You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
