I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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