Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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