hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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