Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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