She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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