420 ftw
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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