is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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