No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am one with the molecules
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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