did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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