..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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