Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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