You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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