lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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