just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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