my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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