Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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