I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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