is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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