question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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