White coat. Heels.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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