When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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