I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
