what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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