Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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