like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think people are normalizing furries
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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