Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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