Are we in a gay sports bar?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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