he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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