So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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