We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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