If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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