literally had 100 drinks last night.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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