She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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