Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We left the knife in your bed.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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