the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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