You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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