i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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