Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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