theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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