Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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