I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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