The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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