pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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