dude i'm inner monologue high
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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