2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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