After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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