I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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