Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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